L O O S E S E A T S A story by Bob Bogash
This
event (like the news article below) happened to me once while flying in a 737 over Cuba in a
thunderstorm enroute Montego Bay. A Triple came loose and I was the
only one on the plane who had a clue as to what to do. It was a full
flight. The stewardess rapped loudly on the cockpit door, and called me back
to the cabin to "do something." The
problem was made worse by the seat leg spacing and balance of the seat
- once out of the track, as I recall, the guy near the aisle had the
moment-arm to pop the window seat passenger up in the air against the
overhead.

The seats were made by Flight Equipment in the UK and never were any
damn good, even when new. After a jillion removals and installations
(the airplane was a cargo convertible), they were really in sad shape.
There were four seat track snap ring locks - the trouble was the seat
legs were hopelessly bent and sprung, and I had a hell of a time
popping all the lugs into the tracks. You had to get all four seat
fittings into the track open holes at the same time, and then slide the
whole assembly forward into the locked position. Meanwhile the 3
people in the seat, and eventually the 3 people in the row behind them had to
stand (hang on?) in the aisle while I lay there on my side grunting
and groaning. Of course, the seat belt sign was on. I wished they had
some NYC subway straps (aaahh, they're coming to that.) And everyone
was watching me - the passengers - the stewardesses - like I was
supposed to know what I was doing - sure I did this everyday! I
watched the airline guys installing these seats many times and knew it
took a couple of big guys grunting and swearing a lot to pop them into
the tracks. And here I was all by myself. But I did know more or
less how it was supposed to work.
Meanwhile, the airplane was bouncing all over the sky. At the time,
the only "free" corridor across the island was between two
low-frequency NDB's - one on each coastline. Just before I went aft,
the pilots were having a hell of a time picking up and tracking those
two beacons because of all the precipitation and P-static. I think we
were out of Miami and flying at 24,000 ft. The ADF needles were
swinging wildly, and some guy in Havana was yelling clearances at us in
broken English on HF through the static crashes.
Never thought I'd ever get the damn thing in again, and after everyone
was back in, my big worry was the landing in Jamaica. I could just
picture that seat popping out again and those three people flying to
the front end of the cabin. Anyway, it all ended OK. My boss, Andy
Jones, used to give me hell all the time "for working on the
airplanes." Andy was a great guy, but sometimes, I don't think he
understood.
During the turnaround, I went back and checked all the seats for track
security, all the while cussing out those guys in Montreal that got me
into the predicament in the first place!!!
Row
of seats on United Airlines flight collapses forcing emergency landing
at
Sea-Tac
A
United Airlines flight bound for San Francisco from Seattle-Tacoma
International Airport Sunday evening was forced to make an emergency
landing
after a row of seats gave way during takeoff and slid into the row
behind it,
injuring one passenger.
A
United Airlines flight bound for San Francisco from Seattle-Tacoma
International Airport Sunday evening was forced to make an emergency
landing
after a row of seats gave way during takeoff and slid into the row
behind it,
injuring one passenger.
The
Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and National Transportation
Safety Board
are investigating the incident, which authorities called unusual.
United
flight 1139 took off as scheduled at 5:20 p.m., said Robin Urbanski,
spokeswoman for the airlines. But minutes later, a bolt holding down
three
occupied seats in Row 3 loosened and the seats slid backward into the
three
passengers in Row 4. The pilot turned the plane around and returned to
the
airport.
A
61-year-old woman sitting in Row 4 suffered a knee injury and was
transported
to Highline Medical Center in Burien, said Perry Cooper, airport
spokesman. No
other injuries were reported.
An
airline maintenance crew discovered the loose bolt and fixed it, said
Allen
Kinetzer, spokesman for the FAA.
"I've
never heard of this [happening]," Kinetzer said.
But given
the G-forces at work during takeoff, he said, just one loose bolt is
enough to
unanchor a row of seats.
The
plane was returned to service and headed out for San Francisco at 8:56
p.m.
United
is "in the process of compensating the passengers" on the flight,
Urbanski said.
The
woman who was injured was re-booked on a first-class seat to San
Francisco and
left this morning, she said.
Copyright 2008 Robert A. Bogash. All Rights Reserved
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